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PostSubject: Halloween Jokes   Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:12 pm

What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music
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What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
The scary-go-round and rollerghoster
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?
Frostbite
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What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane
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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:26 am

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Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
...at Boo-tiques!
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
...Bamboo!
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What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
...a plumpkin!
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
...a hoblin goblin!
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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:46 pm

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What you going to be for Halloween
Drunk
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What is Dracula's favourite circus act?
He always goes for the Juggler
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Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin
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What is a vampires favourite holiday?
Fangsgiving
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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:53 am

:lapum: great topic Ember!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:58 pm

:lapum: :lapum:

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:49 am

:lapum:

Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends!

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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:31 am

:lapum:
What happens when two vampires meet?
It was love at first bite!
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
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What do witches put on their hair?
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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:52 am

lol! good ones!

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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:46 pm

:lapum:

Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.

Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!

Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!

“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

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PostSubject: Re: Halloween Jokes   Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:21 pm

:lapum:

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