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Ember
Black Cat
Posts : 4451
Join date : 2010-09-09
Age : 52
Location : Scotland
|  Subject: Halloween Jokes  Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:12 pm | |
| What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music
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What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
The scary-go-round and rollerghoster
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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?
Frostbite
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What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane
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Let's hear your best Halloween jokes
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Millie_Me
Black Cat
Posts : 1750
Join date : 2014-10-13
Location : The Shire
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Ember
Black Cat
Posts : 4451
Join date : 2010-09-09
Age : 52
Location : Scotland
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:46 pm | |
|  What you going to be for Halloween Drunk ....................................................... What is Dracula's favourite circus act? He always goes for the Juggler ...................................................... Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin ...................................................... What is a vampires favourite holiday? Fangsgiving ...................................................... | |
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LadySibella
Admin
Posts : 10274
Join date : 2012-05-21
Location : Rivendell
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:53 am | |
| :lapum: great topic Ember!!! | |
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Lakshmi
Admin
Posts : 6051
Join date : 2012-05-22
Location : The Underworld
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:58 pm | |
| :lapum: :lapum:
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no BODY to go with. | |
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LadySibella
Admin
Posts : 10274
Join date : 2012-05-21
Location : Rivendell
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:49 am | |
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Q: Why did the zombie ignore all his new Facebook friends?
A: He was still DIGESTING all his old Facebook friends! | |
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Ember
Black Cat
Posts : 4451
Join date : 2010-09-09
Age : 52
Location : Scotland
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:31 am | |
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What happens when two vampires meet?
It was love at first bite!
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
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What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
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LadySibella
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Posts : 10274
Join date : 2012-05-21
Location : Rivendell
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:52 am | |
|  good ones! | |
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Lakshmi
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Posts : 6051
Join date : 2012-05-22
Location : The Underworld
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Sun Nov 01, 2015 1:46 pm | |
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Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
A: Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A: A sandwich!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A nectarine!
“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Please be quiet and comb your face.”
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream! | |
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LadySibella
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Posts : 10274
Join date : 2012-05-21
Location : Rivendell
| | Subject: Re: Halloween Jokes Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:21 pm | |
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