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PostSubject: Christmas Jokes   Thu Dec 10, 2015 10:38 pm

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
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Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
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What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
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What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Jokes   Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:22 am

^  :Christ17:

Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin

Q.What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A. Santa Clues!

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Jokes   Sat Dec 12, 2015 9:28 am

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.


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