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PostSubject: Jokes   Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:50 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Wed Aug 20, 2014 8:21 am

laughtears lol! Lol  good ones!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:36 am

thanks glad you liked  Very Happy 

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:36 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Aug 23, 2014 1:08 am

Lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:35 am

Razz Lol 

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Aug 25, 2014 6:48 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Aug 25, 2014 8:01 am

laughtears laughtears laughtears  typical guy isn't it!!!  lol! 

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:11 am

yea!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Aug 28, 2014 1:25 am

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Thu Aug 28, 2014 12:37 pm

why men can pee standing up!

God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them up between Adam and Eve so he thought he'd ask them.
He told them one of the things he had left was something that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing" God told them "And I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it"

Well Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - First on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump from 10 feet away - Laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve "I guess your kind of stuck with the last thing that's left."

"What's it called?" Asked Eve.

"Brains" said God!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:30 am

laughtears good one Angel!! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:14 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:04 am

Lisa, a 16 year old girl, nervously brought her most recent boyfriend home with her to meet her parents. Although Lisa was very fond of him she was nervous about what sort of impression he’d make on her parents. After all, he was full of tattoos and rings all over his body. “Mom,” said Lisa nervously, ” I would like you to meet Spike, my boyfriend, Spike this is my Mom.” After a few minutes of small talk and pleasantries, Lisa’s Mom called her over and whispered “Lisa, I don’t like him, he just doesn’t seem very nice!” “Mom please!” retorted Lisa, “if he’s not a nice guy how can you explain the forty hours of community service he does a week?!”


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:45 am

laughtears

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Sep 27, 2015 7:48 pm

I got a natural blonde jooke or so i think, joke that happened to me years ago. Okay. I was a Senior in high school (Class of 2005) but not graduating that school, another high school and anyways, it was English class. We were doing this project and well and as I was doing it at the time, this blonde looking came up to me and pointed at my drawing and asked me what was I drawing, mostly at the object of the drawing of the project and if you're wondering what she was pointing at, it was the (Sun). A Ray of Light as I think while typing this. Lol. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:19 am

Crying or Very sad  wow!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:52 am

Crying or Very sad

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