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PostSubject: Heavenly Humor   Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:51 pm

One day Bill was hunting in the woods.
It had been a slow day and he had yet to shoot any game. Suddenly, he heard a noise behind him. He whirled around and saw a ferocious mountain lion only twenty feet away.
Bill quickly raised his rifle to his shoulder, took aim and pulled the trigger.
The rifle didn't fire.
Again, nothing. The gun was malfunctioning. By this time, the mountain lion had started toward Bill. In desperation, he threw down his rifle and ran.
Faster and faster he ran, with the mountain lion chasing him. The faster Bill ran, the more the mountain lion gained on him.
Finally, Bill came to the edge of a cliff. There was nowhere to go, so he droppped to his knees and began to pray.
"Oh Lord, i pray that this mountain lion is a Christian!"
As Bill looked up, he was surprised to see the mountain lion kneeling just a few feet away, praying,
"Dear Lord, i pray that you'll bless this food that i'm about to partake to the nourishment of my body...."
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PostSubject: Re: Heavenly Humor   Wed May 23, 2012 7:50 am

lol! Good one!

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"The person should look for peace within and not depend on it in any other place. There are no waves in the depths of the ocean, it is still and unbroken." Lord Buddha
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PostSubject: Re: Heavenly Humor   Wed May 30, 2012 2:04 am

lol funny
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PostSubject: Re: Heavenly Humor   Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:54 am

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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