Black Cat Friendship Forum

Black Cat - A Worldwide Friendship Forum for the whole family. Join, chat, post and make new friends at your Liberty!
HomeFAQRegisterLog in

Share | 

 Man goes for a physical

Go down 
V.I.P. Cat
V.I.P. Cat

Posts : 758
Join date : 2011-09-23
Location : USA

PostSubject: Man goes for a physical   Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:24 am

"You're in incredibly fine condition," the doctor concluded after finishing a thorough physical.
"How old did you say you were, sir?"
"Seventy-eight! Why, you have the health of a sixty-year old. What's your secret?"
"I guess, Doc, it's due to a pact the wife and i made when we got married. she promised that if she was ever about to lose her temper, she'd stay in the kitchen 'till she cooled off. And i pledged that when i got angry I'd keep quiet, too, and go outside until i calmed down."
"I don't understand," the doctor said. "How could that help you stay so fit?"
"Well," the patient explained, "I guess you could say I've lived an outdoor life."
Back to top Go down
Black Cat
Black Cat

Posts : 6282
Join date : 2010-08-27
Location : Right now? HERE

PostSubject: Re: Man goes for a physical   Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:08 am

Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Razz
Back to top Go down
Man goes for a physical
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Black Cat Friendship Forum :: Black Cat Members Area :: Moonlight Bar :: Comedy Central :: Jokes-
Jump to:  
Make a forum | © phpBB | Free forum support | Report an abuse |